His facial features are uncanny, his wit is impecable. If you were to see this man's facial hair in person you might wet your pantaloons. You may find him in the most unlikely of places. He wanders the streets of Coon Rapids, MN. He tears up the weight room of Lifetime Fitness. His muscle tone is more scuplted than top female body builder Eulalia Santos. Pictures can be found at http://www.eulaliasantos.com/. Neither of these people are allowed in the Boom Boom Room.